It has been quiet here lately. I believe Grimmjaw and I will make a trip to Earth soon.

Perhaps we will go to Spain.

I understand some type of fandom post is required in order for me to continue my presence here. I do not, however, write, read, create art, or listen to music. Therefore you may comment stating something mildly interesting about yourself and I will tell you what I think of you, if I think anything at all. The majority of you seem to be ninjas. I find this extraordinarily uninteresting. Don't bother with it or I will ignore you.

I will also ignore questions about myself.

Or questions meant to provoke me in general.

Or those talking about the human pastime "tennis".

Aizen-sama. I would like to be able to leave this city again soon.

( Ah... )

This was intended to be funny, no?

Grimmjaw and I will be fine. Envy, Greed, thank you for coming, but you do not need to remain here.

Aizen-sama. This will not happen again.

Grimmjaw. We have, in my opinion, a number of options before us.

We can continue as we are. You can ignore Ill Forte's return.

We can continue unexclusively as we once did, and you will be free to see whoever you'd like, in addition to me.

We can stop.

What would you like to do?

There are evidently songs in existence that have been sung by "me". While the voice and subject matter suggest this is true, I can assure you it isn't. Still, they are vaguely interesting.

This one is mildly acceptable.

This one surpasses its mate somewhat.

They are both vaguely amusing. I believe there are two of Grimmjaw as well, though I don't have them, and several for the humans and shinigami. This fandom thing seems to have too much time on its hands--as, recently, do I. Aizen-sama, do you have no more legitimate tasks for me to complete?

I've completed my tasks. I see I haven't missed much.

Who: Ulquiorra and Grimmjaw
What: Camping!
Where: ...The woods. o.O
When: ...Whenever. :D
Why: Because we wanted a crack log. :D
Rating NC-17

This started as a crack log, we swear. >.> S'mores and river racing and tent sex galore, whee!

( Marshmallows are that delicious. :| )

Aizen-sama has been missing for several days now. I am aware that he is stuck in an alternate dimension, but I seem unable to create a door to it.

...I am also a panda again.

Envy. Do you like marshmallows?

Envy. I would like you to send me that tape back.

...Ah. After witnessing the revelation of my true rank through a drawn, partly fictional "manga", I looked around for other such images, and...ah. I am not sure yet what exactly these fangirls are, but they are strange and unpleasant. The majority of their creations are trash. ( I prepared a cut in order to spare you. )



[[OOC: Ulquiorra's fandom post! Fanart from here, here, here, here, here, and here. :D]]

...

Ichimaru-sama. I do not want your dolls.

Who: Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra
What: smexing--Ulqui tops! :D :D :D
Where: Ulquiorra's quarters
When: After a thread last night that I don't feel like digging for, in which Ulqui looked at Grimmporn, and Grimm iconed it and made it worse.
Why: Ulqui wanted to. >.>
Rating: NC-17


( I bet Gin felt this one. )

Who: Aizen and Ulquiorra
What: ...I'm not sure. o.o
When: Before Aizen posted to Hinamori, and before Ulquiorra went to the human world.
Where: Aizen's quarters, Las Noches, Hueco Mundo
Why: We've never logged them before! :O
Rating: PG

( I'm pretending not to have the same problem that you have. Sir. :| )

I spent the majority of the day in the human world. It is very different from the world I remember, though the humans have yet to change. The sheer amount of variation was interesting.

Envy. Did you find your human?

Who: Ulquiorra and Grimmjaw
What: Arguing again. >.> And Ulquiorra realizes something important. :O But he doesn't like it. =__=
Where: Grimmjaw's quarters in Las Noches, Hueco Mundo.
When: The day after Envy made this post and revealed Ulquiorra's real number.
Why: Ulquiorra's actually upset! :O And wants to yell. And does. :3
Rating: G :O


( Where oh where has the Arrancarlove gone? ;___; )

...Ah. I am myself again.

Aizen-sama, I did not mean to cause you any difficulties. If anything needs done, I am capable of doing it now.

Shinigami. You did not have to do that.

Where does one find bamboo without human money?